Sleep Show: They Cameth and So Did I!

Sleep-Brooklyn Masonic Temple 9/8/10

This is the last half of the show. I will warn you I made some Wooos during the recording but I think they add to the dramatic effect of the evening. If the link runs out leave a comment and I will repost it.

Apparently Labyrinth Starred 2 Rockers.

The part of Hoggle was played by AC/DC's Brian Johnson.

This Radiant Boy.

Feelin' It: On the Motorcycle

So here is a link to the last This Radiant Boy album that never really saw the light of day. It is my favorite of them all because everyone was playing so well together. We did it with Steve Poponi in 2005 at Gradwell House Studios in Colingswood, NJ.

Ann Rice Quits Christianity.....

Anne Rice quits Christianity which kind of blows my mind because I have always secretly thought that Jesus was/is a vampire. If you think about it he did drink blood and he rose from the dead. I mean he is supposed to have eternal life. It's amazing his followers were so willing to follow him and not deathly afraid of him. After all this was back in the day when they burned witches and asked questions of animal entrails. I am also amazed that people today aren't afraid of Jesus. His followers seem to be afraid of everything else like Mexicans, Muslims, Free Healthcare, Barack Obama, Gay Marriage, Science, NPR, Taxes, dirty words and so on and so forth.

Rice said the reason was because of Christ's followers. "It's simply impossible for me to ‘belong’ to this quarrelsome, hostile, disputatious, and deservedly infamous group. For ten years, I've tried. I've failed. I'm an outsider. My conscience will allow nothing else.” And who can blame her. There is that old Woody Allen quote form Hanna and her Sisters "If Jesus came back and saw what people were doing in his name he would never stop throwing up." I am very partial to that belief. I can't wait for thousands of years from now when people look at Christianity like we look at polytheism, backward superstition that caused people to act irrationally.

Modern religions are marketed to us like a cool pair of jeans and this is especially true of Christianity. People are making huge sums of money off damnation and getting Saved! All these christians are made to believe that it's them vs the world like they are the 2pac of religions. They are the socs vs the liberal greasers in some eternal rumble that will end in the judging of souls. I just hope that one day they can see that they are manipulated just like the rest of us jerks to buy tons of crap we don't need including lottery tickets with the hope of becoming rich and maybe having our fair say for once. Until then we will just go on bitching about some made up culture war that keeps us buying all that crap that we don't need.

Public Service Announcement!!!!! The Common Cold

I have been suffering through a cold this week and i gotta say it has really been fucking up my flow. I should say that it has been improving my flow of snots and tears and fucking up my flow of doing anything else. I youtubed "colds" and found this nerd who gabbed about it for a little while. He has some good stuff to say. Also there is a face hidden on the wall behind which could be Jesus or the cool Dr. Who.


I wonder if he ever sends these videos to impress chicks on facebook. He's like "Check me out babes, I am debunking the crap outta these myths, LOL, wanna come over and i can debunk some more myths for you over dinner. Bunk beds that are not on top of eachother are debunked. You can't get the common cold from 2nd base. TTYL"

Advice for all you people with colds: Nyquil is for the night time and Dayquil is for the day time. Sometimes they overlap at dawn and at dusk. This is known as a Dyquil trip. During these magic moments you may think that your cat is your spirit animal. i recommend you just sleep it off, pal.

Blowing a Hole in the Moon!

Ok so Brian Williams gets all self righteous at the end of this report like "it's costing taxpayers $79 million dollars, boo hoo sob sob cough sniffle" (over exaggerated to help my point) All i gotta say is the Iraq war cost way more and all we bought was a middle eastern country that we don't know what to do with. At least this could lead to an amazing discovery that could help humanity in the future. This is really cool and i will be looking at the moon on Friday morning for this explosion.

On a side note. I can't stand all the NASA haters. It is really amazing that we are able to travel through space and make incredible discoveries. I can't wait till the day before the planet is about to be destroyed and all the haters are like "hey my tax dollars paid for that rocket off this dead planet. Let me on!" and NASA is like "What about all that hatin' you did 'bout we're no good and a waste of money?" and they'll be like "uhhhhhh?" and NASA will be like "See you bitches later! PEACE!"

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Mount Olympus the Band.

Ok. I play in this band called Mt. Olympus. You might ask "in this day and age of digital music why are you playing in a band with no computers?" Well the answer is really in the name of the band. Zeus was so powerful that he never needed e mail or even an iphone. Poseidon was in charge of all the oceans of the known world yet he never used auto tune or bought a midi keyboard. This could only be because analog is much more powerful than digital. All of the ancient Gods used magic and the power of the elements to communicate.
I thought for a second they may have joined the digital age when i saw some gods were on facebook and myspace. Turns out their profiles are fakes and they were actually created by mortals. I can only deduce that the ancient gods shun social networks because they are too powerful for them. If computers were analog they could absorb the power of the gods like a marshall amp. But they are digital which means the power of the gods would blow any computer up. I play in a band with all analog instruments because that is the most powerful way of rocking. Pure and Simple.

Disclaimer: This was blogged on a digital computer and all of our songs were recorded digitally. Also, in my experience, hip hop is a powerful aphrodisiac.