Mount Olympus the Band.

Ok. I play in this band called Mt. Olympus. You might ask "in this day and age of digital music why are you playing in a band with no computers?" Well the answer is really in the name of the band. Zeus was so powerful that he never needed e mail or even an iphone. Poseidon was in charge of all the oceans of the known world yet he never used auto tune or bought a midi keyboard. This could only be because analog is much more powerful than digital. All of the ancient Gods used magic and the power of the elements to communicate.
I thought for a second they may have joined the digital age when i saw some gods were on facebook and myspace. Turns out their profiles are fakes and they were actually created by mortals. I can only deduce that the ancient gods shun social networks because they are too powerful for them. If computers were analog they could absorb the power of the gods like a marshall amp. But they are digital which means the power of the gods would blow any computer up. I play in a band with all analog instruments because that is the most powerful way of rocking. Pure and Simple.

Disclaimer: This was blogged on a digital computer and all of our songs were recorded digitally. Also, in my experience, hip hop is a powerful aphrodisiac.