Welcome to this Blog!!!!!

Ok , so i made a blog and here it is. I will be posting all of my mind gems that you can, in turn, share around the water cooler at work. Crack up your friends with the dumb jokes i tell or blow their minds like a mind dick prostitute with my philosophical ramblings. I did go through all the trouble of getting a philosophy degree and now i have finally found a use for it. Anyone who reads this can give me suggestions of stuff to think about. Then i will go and think about it and blog the utter crap out of it. God bless Al Gore's internet.

Example: Fast Food, it's bad for you but sometimes you love things that are bad for you. Wouldn't you love to have a baby tiger for a pet? They are so cute. But when they grow up they will trash your house and eat your kids. Fast food is just like that only when fast food grows up, or should i say out, it only trashes one room of the house that could kill your kids if they go in there 40 to 45 minutes after you flush.

Ok so that's all i can think about today. I gotta go recharge the ol' thinkin' computer with some food and vitamins now.

Some Advice: Remember to eat food or you'll die. Also make sure it's food. It could save your life.